Cookies McGillicudy ([info]chaggalagirl) wrote in [info]brutal_honesty,
2007-05-24 21:06:00
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lamest b_h ever

my neighbor is the kind of asshole that spends more time with his lawn than with his kids. he cusses about those damn weeds all day long. i can hear him through closed windows.

i spend a minute or two every day blowing dandelions onto his grass.

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[info]mengus

May 25 2007, 01:11:26 UTC 5 years ago

Clearly, you have no impulse control. I'll bet you think posting this was an awesome idea.

[info]chaggalagirl

May 25 2007, 01:36:55 UTC 5 years ago

not really. i'm just bored out my brains. :)

[info]mengus

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[info]cynical5679

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[info]this_mallory

May 25 2007, 01:14:12 UTC 5 years ago

hahahaha

[info]snatchbeast

May 25 2007, 01:14:35 UTC 5 years ago

lame, yes, but I giggled anyhow

[info]toastedmuffin

May 25 2007, 01:15:47 UTC 5 years ago

I kind of liked this post even though it probably doesn't belong here.

[info]sarah_mascara

May 25 2007, 01:16:40 UTC 5 years ago

this is exactly why there is a [info]lame_honesty community.

no shame in it. i've posted the crappier ones there myself.

[info]wesa

May 25 2007, 01:19:54 UTC 5 years ago

LOL

[info]sheswatching

May 25 2007, 01:21:11 UTC 5 years ago

Wouldn't that make you the reason why he's not spending time with his kids?

That's so sad :(


but i "teehee'd"

[info]adamnnnnnnnnnnn

May 25 2007, 17:41:06 UTC 5 years ago

Hahahaha

[info]ninjolita

May 25 2007, 01:24:53 UTC 5 years ago

you'll likely destroy the family.


good post:)

[info]zegenta

May 25 2007, 01:32:08 UTC 5 years ago

Brutal.

[info]newport12

May 25 2007, 01:32:10 UTC 5 years ago

you cruel creature

[info]chaggalagirl

May 25 2007, 01:38:31 UTC 5 years ago

i know right! i draw mustaches on puppies too. ^_^

ps - not really, and i'm fully aware of how not brutal it is. at all.

[info]newport12

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[info]totheleft

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[info]sillyboho

May 25 2007, 01:33:26 UTC 5 years ago

are you sure you just weren't watching that new lowes commercial?

[info]raynbowartist

May 25 2007, 01:34:23 UTC 5 years ago

LMAO I can just see him out there with his dandelion picker, swearing at the ground. "Those damn mutant dandelions! I keep putting broad-leaf weed killer on the lawn, yet they keep coming back! What the hell!" Bwahaha!

I also laughed when I saw that my neighbors had put their annoying daughter (think mind-numbing scream coming from a 6 year old) to work picking up pine cones larger than my fist. "Hooray for child labor!" I thought, as I heard her exclaim she was on her eighth bag. At least it shut her up for a good amount of time.
Ben

[info]br0ken_pr0mises

May 25 2007, 17:08:56 UTC 5 years ago

To your icon: Well, how you doin?

[info]necro_nerdo

May 25 2007, 01:39:33 UTC 5 years ago

take a shit on his lawn then post again

[info]chaggalagirl

May 25 2007, 01:41:30 UTC 5 years ago

only if you come with. :D

[info]zephyrcrow

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[info]jadesev

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[info]mindrtist

May 25 2007, 01:48:12 UTC 5 years ago

Yes, 'n' how many times must the cannon balls fly
Before they're forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

[info]petitfour

May 25 2007, 01:50:45 UTC 5 years ago

Way to make sure he spends more time outside with the herbicide.

[info]herekittykitty

May 25 2007, 01:52:39 UTC 5 years ago

Shit on his lawn and abduct his kids. See which one he notices first.

[info]adamnnnnnnnnnnn

May 25 2007, 17:43:28 UTC 5 years ago

Just to compete with the previous comment, I award this A++.

[info]nanci_raygun

May 25 2007, 01:57:54 UTC 5 years ago

One thousand sighs for this community.

[info]corporis_ossa

May 25 2007, 01:58:06 UTC 5 years ago

Hahahahahahaha!

Best post ever! I loved it!

[info]harleygirlsd

May 25 2007, 02:27:50 UTC 5 years ago

MWAHAHAHAHAHAH..... sry2say, but this was a giggle for me too.

[info]gusset_putty

May 25 2007, 02:50:31 UTC 5 years ago

I love Dandelions.

[info]chaggalagirl

May 25 2007, 03:02:14 UTC 5 years ago

your icon is terrifying and i love it!

[info]ex_animal_dr135

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[info]igiveyoumylife

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[info]jennjuice536

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[info]dealatedwren

May 25 2007, 03:01:18 UTC 5 years ago

this is some cute b_h.

[info]morty_baby

May 25 2007, 03:27:25 UTC 5 years ago

Do you HAVE kids? Let me tell you, wrapping myself around a weed-eater is much better than spending time with my kid. Except that she has to do the lawn so it makes it a bit more difficult for her.

[info]preachan_sidhe

May 25 2007, 03:50:15 UTC 5 years ago

It's lame, but I admit to laughing.

[info]axlackxofxcolor

May 25 2007, 06:58:57 UTC 5 years ago

:D

i thought it was funny

[info]estle

May 25 2007, 08:02:16 UTC 5 years ago

I loved it
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